THERE WAS LIFE BEFORE A COMPUTER

An Application was for Employment

A Program was a TV show

A Cursor used profanity

A Keyboard was a Piano

Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a Bank Account

And if you had a Broken Disk, it would hurt when you found out

Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a File and if you Unzipped anything in public you will be jailed for a while

Log On was adding wood to a fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A Mouse Pad was where a mouse lived

And a Backup happened to your commode

Cut – you did with a pocket knife

Paste – you did with a glue

A Web was a spider’s home

And a Virus was a flu

I guess I will stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head

I hear nobody is been killed in a Computer crash

But when it happens, they wish they were dead.

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